Welcome to the Theater, by Davin Michael Stedman

The Democrats are rolling out their latest weapon after the State of the Union address. Here comes Joe Kennedy Jr. part 3. He is actually the grandson of Bobby.

Here are some stats. He might be worth 55 million thanks to inheritance bankrolled by his name sake, he is technically an (unoppressed) minority because he is the most ginger muthaf-cka on the floor of the House, and his meet cute with his wife was in a class taught by Elizabeth Warren back when she was a Harvard professor.

The Dynasty continues. It’s a shame that America is lorded over by a few Political families, but I am not going throw anyone overboard based on their lineage and privilege. We could use a ginger mofo with a name on our squad. If he has got the goods.

The Republicans rolled out Bobby Jindal to respond to an Obama address and he was laughed off the national stage like Jar Jar Binks. Racism? Kind of. But Jindal also has less Charisma than a 100 year old toad in formaldehyde.

Do we have Kennedy? Do we want one? The GOP and the Russians are digging through MySpace page files now. There’s got to be something they hang him with with besides his dead relatives and his money.

– Musician and writer Davin Michael Stedman has many musical ventures and is one of the driving forces behind the Staxx Brothers. He will be partying in Kingston, Jamaica momentarily.