Hard Promises and The Truth About Grandpa Pants – IF THIS WAS OUR LAST SHOW, by Davin Michael Stedman

Yeah, I am never getting past the House of Representatives, even when I’m 80. Thank you Justin Smith for pausing from your duties on keyboards to capture this Golden moment, moments after a fan said,

“You said you would”

And I said I said,

“A f☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ck I did.”

…and then I realized I was wearing the undergarments of an 80 year old member of the House of Reprentatives. I gaurantee even Senator Sanders wears better fitting briefs than this. Lindsey Graham wears a red speedo. You know he does.

I laugh seeing all these tight wad hipsters fanning over Freddie Mercury with this amazing new movie. Everybody wants to be Freddie Mercury until you have to do Freddie Mercury sh☆t.

As a straight dude who is half Puerto Rican and sober enough to do this and salute the club owner, I salute Freddie Mercury. I watched his Live Aid set last night. Holy sh☆t.

☆currently planning next moves which include pants. Really nice pants.

My pants are staying on for the next 100 shows. No mas!

…unless I hit the Top 40 in Britain. Then Alex RobertsRoxanne AbbottLewis HardingSam Mason, and Scott Rowe. Then I’m stripping on the BBC.

Davin’s new song has become a global earworm and Caribbean dancehall hit. Listen here on Reggaeville: DAVIN MICHAEL STEDMAN & ANTHONY RED ROSE – FREE YOUR MIND FEAT. SLY & ROBBIE WITH LENKY MARSDEN. The video is now available on Youtube.

– Musician and writer Davin Michael Stedman has many ventures, such as the AMAZING blog, 100milesofmusic.com. In the spring of 2018 he spent weeks networking in and reporting from Kingston, Jamaica. He will return there soon for more recording. His single with British band Sherlock Soul is available here.