Month: August 2011

Catwoman Straddles Vibrator

The image below, depicting Catwoman astraddle a vibrator, or perhaps a motorbike, is the first still to be released of Anne Hathaway as the iconic feline criminal in the next Batman film, The Dark Knight Rises. MTV is highly critical of her performance, calling it, “unflattering” and “underwhelming.” The East Portland jury is still out, …

Quickie Seeking Fans Help to Win Samsung AT&T Summer Krush Contest and Appear on Jimmy Kimmel Live

Seattle pop-punk band Quickie has less than one month to get Jimmy Kimmel’s attention. Kimmel is co-sponsor of the Samsung AT&T Summer Krush contest, which is currently underway. The telecommunications giants are searching for a killer opening act for their Seattle “Summer Krush” concert (date to be determined). The winning band will not only open …

1500 Completely Unforgettable Songs!: What Was in the Water at Warner Brothers, ca. 1978-80! by Tom Kipp

[Ed. Note: What follows is a work in progress. Tom Kipp is in the process of compiling “1500 Completely Unforgettable Songs! (A Musical Cornucopia of Rock, Punk, Soul, Funk, Pop, Postpunk, Grunge, Sludge, Spoken Word, Country, Hardcore, Hip-Hop, Metal, Industrial, and Beyond).” Some of these songs will be familiar, others less so. All will be …

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band – Jungleland – The Street’s On Fire in a Real Death Waltz

“Jungleland” conveys Springsteen’s Runyonesque Born to Run-era urban aesthetic through his most complicated storytelling and perhaps his most transcendent poetry. He wanted grimy, realistic, lumpenprole art on the order of Last Exit to Brooklyn. As the years pass, it’s becoming clear he achieved it. The story about the Magic Rat and his sleek machine may …

“I Gave Up On Lou Reed After the First Pre-Velvets Acetate” and Other Lies Told by the Jaded – By Sal Nunziato in Huffington Post, Plus More Latter Day Gems

Sal Nunziato, proprietor of the Burning Wood blog and friend of East Portland, posted a great opinion piece recently in The Huffington Post: I Gave Up On Lou Reed After the First Pre-Velvets Acetate” and Other Lies Told by the Jaded, by Sal Nunziato As I listened to The Who’s Quadrophenia, savoring every massive bass …