Peoria Carp Hunters, by Paul Johnson

Exotic species invading native habitats is a natural phenomena gone wild through the active transport provided by Homo Sapiens. What starts out as novel idea can quickly turn into a catstrophe when there is no constraint. Well now, nobody explained that to these boys from Peoria! Demonstrating Yankee ingenuity and comic book creativity, they are the superheroes of carp extermination. Nothing like a 30mph fish to your garbage can crotch shield to make one’s day! What is really impressive is that they turned this into a sport and a business.

– Paul Johnson