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Potentially Questionable Band Names That May Be Deemed Politically Incorrect*
Over the past several years I’ve watched iconic statues that stood for many decades in our cities and parks be removed. Even worse, I’ve watched bands/artists adjust their names to avoid the edge of Occam’s razor because of outside pressure from ill-informed, marginally intelligent fools. Woke? F*ck woke…call them stupid beings. There ain’t no such thing as woke…especially when stupidity is the overriding factor! BWTFDIK?
The Black Crowes (use of Black)
Blackfoot (use of Black & Native American ref)
Dixie Dregs (Dixie ref)
Yankee Slickers (use of Yankee)
Trailer Trash Tremblers (use of Slang)
Rebel Pride (use of Rebel)
Confederate Railroad (use of Confederate)
Dixie Syncopators (use of Dixie)
The Original Dixieland Jazz Band (use of Dixieland)
Soul Rebels Brass Band (use of Rebels)
The White Stripes (use of White)
Butthole Surfers (use of Butthole)
Viet Cong (communist reference)
Revolting Cocks (use of Cocks)
The Dicks (use of Dicks)
Nashville Pussy (use of Pussy)
Dying Fetus (use of Fetus)
The Slits (use of Slits)
Eyehategod (inclusion of hate and god in name)
Gay Witch Abortion (use of Gay)
Cripple Bastards (use of Cripple)
The Crucifers (use of Crucifers)
Anal Cunt (yeah, both of them)
Fucked Up (use of Fucked)
Turbonegro (use of negro)
Slaves (use of Slaves)
Rainbow Butt Monkeys (AKA Finger Eleven) (use of Butt)
Anal Beard (use of Anal)
The Clits (use of Clit)
Goblin Cock (use of Cock)
Smegma (uh, yeah?)
Cherry Poppin’ Daddies (uh, Cherry Poppin’?)
Wank (use of Wank)
The Black Madonna (use of Black)
Gypsy (use of Gypsy)
Gypsy Kings (use of Gypsy)
Black Sabbath (use of Black & Sabbath?)
Thunderpussy (use of pussy)
Eskimo Joe (use of Eskimo)
One Little Indian (record label) (use of Indian)
(…and that’s barely scratching the surface!)
*as determined by marginalized individuals in our society who experience a cultural disadvantage, or who have been treated differently… (e.g. feckin eejits)
