Retriever Puppy Walks Into a Bar, by Randy Rendfeld

A retriever puppy walks into a bar, sits down at the piano, and starts playing a mashup of Rachmaninoff, Gershwin and Debussy. He’s really getting into it when a much bigger dog walks in, grabs the puppy by the neck, and drags him out of the bar. One guy sitting on a bar stool says to another, “What was that?” and the other replies, “That’s his mother. She wants him to be a doctor.”

Randy Rendfeld