My PLAN: to sneak a 40 of Old English into Benaroya Hall and catch the Seattle Symphony. They will never be able to find the 40 because I’m going to wear a huge XXXL 90’s era Raiders Parka. I think I can score some tickets if I genuinely cover the event as a music journalist. But where am I going to get the Starter jacket? Who’s with me? You’re either in or you’re out.
…and someone please help me come up with a classical friendly drinking game. I don’t usually get too ripped at shows, but I think to fully grasp the material, I need to drink like it’s 1827; when Beethoven died before he could write his Tenth Symphony.
I will pour out a little liquor for the homie, but I’m not an animal, I’ll pour it into the restroom sink.