Beethoven – Symphony No. 9, By Davin Michael Stedman

Everybody who knows music knows Beethoven had a big ol’ AFRO. His 9th rocks so hard. Makes you want to light a big ol’ blunt and conduct the symphony with a wooden baseball bat on your roof top. This is the Deffest Jam of the 19th Century, NO DOUBT.

I’m just saying… if some teenagers took some E, trying to get to a rave, but ended up at the symphony for this, they would have a REAAAALLY GOOD NIGHT. This section at the 18:00 minute mark has me grinding my teeth and taking my clothes feeling all hot, and all I had was coffee today. He must have broke these boor bastards fingers trying to play this for the first time.

Davin Michael Stedman